somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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mazzystardust:

Prozac Nation (2001)
theatre-struggles:

advice to freshmen who think that they’ll get the lead

tehe I’m a freshman and got the lead (pure luck though, it’ll never happen again)

futuredeadbody:

the fact that there are multiple universes and im stuck in the one where people don’t break out into rehearsed musical numbers upsets me

geek-bait:

Is Harold drawing Reptar? I think so.